i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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