no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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