i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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