Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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