Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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