whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The power of my boobs compel you
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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