I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
