He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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