I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
it was like eating out sand paper
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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