my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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