we're blogging at a bar
return my video game
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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