so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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