even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
jump out the window naked night went bad
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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