What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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