You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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