I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You were trust falling into bushes
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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