At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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