I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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