The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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