so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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