S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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