i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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