I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i wish my penis had a tongue
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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