OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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