did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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