Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Randomize
