you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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