You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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