you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Randomize
