And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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