okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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