BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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