He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
