he shaved USA in his pubs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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