Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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