i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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