Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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