question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
God, I missed his penis.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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