no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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