I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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