so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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