I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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