also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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