i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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