now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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