So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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