Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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