you would pick up someone in the library
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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