We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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