Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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