hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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