Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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