i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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