I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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