So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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